10,000 Cattle Turn Up Dead! Hillary Clinton Questioned!

Emporia – 10,000 head of cattle mysteriously turned up dead this week. Not surprisingly, Hillary Clinton was detained for questioning. Mrs. Clinton has a habit of having friends and close acquaintances dying mysteriously so the authorities thought it prudent to interrogate her about the dead cattle.

We spoke to Mrs. Clinton and this is what she had to say:

“Look, I can’t help it if people or cattle I know die. People and animals die everyday. It’s not uncommon. And yes, the stain on my shirt is A-1 steak sauce, but that has absolutely nothing to do with what happened here.

Did you consider that all of these dead cows were vaccinated? You should look into that.”

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