Washington DC – You may have read in The Babylon Bee that a DC tranny admiral was named, Man of the Year, and that’s fine for them. But we here at The 1791 Times went all in and picked a real man to be our, Man of the Year. Yes, Lia Thomas!
As you can see from the picture above, she is a real man! Big cock, no tits! That’s what we call a man! But hey, she did “win” the women’s NCAA swimming championship, and no wonder, she’s a carpenter’s dream. No pesky breasts to slow her down.
Needless to say, we’ll be waiting for Twitter to cancel our account so we can get some much needed publicity. In the meantime, feel free to crank one out to the sexy picture of this beauty above. We understand if you feel like vomiting.
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