Nancy Pelosi Agrees with AOC. Decries Republicans Have Always Wanted to Bed Her and Schumer!

Washington D.C. – Last week, congresswoman AOC explained to the media that when Republicans critique her and her policies, they really are suppressing their sexual frustrations for her.

When asked about the congresswoman’s explanation, Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, agreed with the young congresswoman’s explanation, adding:

“Miss Ocasio-Cortez is a very attractive and successful young woman. I understand how she feels. In fact, Chuck Schumer and I have been victims of these types of attacks for decades. I cannot tell you how many times both republican men and women have not just criticized us, but outright demanded we be sexually abused, and yes, including calling for both of us to be raped…together. They would say things like, ‘I’m gonna fuck you up,’ to both myself and Mr. Schumer. I understand that we are both very attractive, but rape by any republican is beyond the pale.”

Mr. Schumer did not comment. He just winked at Ms. Pelosi and goosed her in her hind quarters. 

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