9 Year-Old Talks About Brownies, Cops Called!

A baked chocolate dessert is known as a “brownie” in the English language. But the next time you eat one of these baked goods, you should probably not refer to it by its name. If you do, say it in a whisper, because you might hurt someone’s feelings.

Liberals now consider the word “brownie” derogatory and racist.

When a 9-year-old child started talking about the brownies being served during an end-of-the-year party at his NJ elementary school, it was considered racist by another student and the cops were called in to investigate.

This major overreaction was a result of new policies enacted at the school where any incident that could be considered criminal must be reported to the police and that includes name-calling, according to the local chief.

Update: This is a real story! WTF? See the whole true story here!

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