Apple Adding Pregnant Men & Other “Woke” Emojis to their Lineup.

Seattle – Apple has decided to go woke and add new “woke” emojis to their offering, including pregnant men, among others. Some of the emojis the company is planning to roll out later this year include:

  • Pregnant men
  • Balding women
  • Bulimic girls
  • Anorexic transgenders
  • Women with beer-bellies
  • Morbidly obese men, women, and transgenders
  • Men with breasts
  • People on life-support
  • Dead people in caskets
  • People with glass eyes
  • Amputees
  • Transgender amputees
  • Women who are rape victims
  • Men who are rape victims
  • Wife beaters
  • Battered wives
  • Midgets
  • Midgets who are retarded
  • The mentally impaired
  • Babies nursing from cats and dogs
  • Cats and dogs nursing from men, women, and transgenders
  • Cognizant old men
  • Children smoking marijuana
  • Children snorting cocaine
  • Children crossing the border
  • Babies and children with tattoos
  • People with diarrhea

This is only a partial list. For the complete list, visit

We spoke with an Apple representative about these new emojis and got the following response:

“We are making sure we include every category of every type of person in the world. There are 8 billion people on this planet and we intend to represent each and every one of them, even if we need to make 8 billion emojis or more.”

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