Biden Attacked on St. Patrick’s Day for Prank Tradition!

Washington DC – President Biden was slapped in the face after a White House guest was pinched on her bottom by the president. We spoke to the guest, who talked to us on the condition of anonymity, and this is what she had to say:

“Biden is a creep! That old man just walked up to me, gave me a hug, and then grabbed my ass like I was a $2 hooker! What kind of pervert would do that? He needs to go, and now!”

White House Press Secretary, Jen “Pspin” Psaki, had this to say about the incident:

“The president was just carrying on an old St. Patrick’s Day tradition that allows you to pinch someone who doesn’t wear anything green on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s as simple as that. Thank you.”

Apparently, every women who worked in the White House made sure to be covered in green apparel. The women of the Human Resources department also carried baseball bats, just in case.

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