Biden Banning Guns Because They’re Black! Calls them Racist!

Washington DC – Wednesday afternoon, the Biden administration announced it would be banning all guns because they’re black and that’s racist. Liberal black lesbian and White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, had this to say:

“Why are black guns racist? We’ll, guns kill people, most guns are black, therefore, blacks kill. That’s racist, plain and simple. It doesn’t get more clear cut than that.

As of June 1st, 2022, all guns will be banned and no longer sold. We will revisit this issue when the gun manufacturers begin making white guns. Thank you.”

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