Biden Building Bridge Over Rio Grande to Make Entry to US easier for Illegal Aliens!

El Paso – President Joe Biden announced today he will start construction on a new bridge between Mexico and the US to make passage easier for illegal aliens. We caught up with Border Czar, Kamala Harris, and asked her about this new development. She said the following:

“Why should Mexicans need to wade through all that water when we can build a bridge? A bridge makes it much easier for them to get here than a wall so. Yup, let’s go with a bridge. And if they get caught with drugs, it’s real easy to throw it off of that bridge. We need to build bridges to bridge the building of bridges being built.”

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