Washington DC – President Biden announced today that he will be changing the name of the United States of America to…Cuba! We caught up with the dementia-riddled president and asked him about this dramatic change. His response was…curious:
“Look man, we are no longer ‘united,’ so that right there is enough for a change. I chose the name, ‘Cuba’ for a number of reasons. One, we’re not united anymore. Two, we’re going full-blown socialist. Three, more people here speak Cuban, er, Spanish, than anywhere else. Seven, I can remember how to spell, ‘Cuba.’ Now stop bothering me, Jack. Pudding? Okay.”
Vice President Harris just cackled in agreement.
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