Biden Promises Putin Equal Amount Of Military Equipment As He Did For Taliban In The Name Of Equity!

“Equity dictates that our enemies have the same, if not more, weapons than we have. C’mon man, it’s common sense,” the president was quoted as saying when asked about his new Equity Arms race.

Vladimir Putin of Russia was even bolder, going on to say:

“For many years, America has had much more weapons than we have had. I agree with Mr. Biden that an Equity Arms race is necessary. In fact, Russia should have the advantage to make up for all the years America has had the advantage.”

Mr. Biden replied, “Blueberries!” Mrs. Biden was on standby.

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