Biden Tough on Putin. Bans Russian Dressing in Entire US.

Washington DC – In a show of solidarity with Ukraine, President Biden is exercising strength by showing weakness. 

In a move to hurt the Russian economy for invading Ukraine, Biden has decided to ban the sale of all Russian dressing in the United States. His statement is as follows:

“We stand with Ukraine. We don’t like Russia, therefore we are banning all the sales of Russian dressing in the US. It shouldn’t be that hard, nobody really likes this stuff anyways. Do we sell anything else that’s Russian? Is it nap time yet?”

Little does the president know, Russian dressing is not made in Russia.

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