Biden White House to Ban Hockey! Calls it Racist!

Washington DC – Wednesday afternoon, the Biden administration announced it would be banning the sport of hockey because it’s racist. Liberal black lesbian and White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, had this to say:

“When you have white men chasing and beating a black puck, something is very wrong. It is for this reason President Biden has decided to ban hockey, at least until the NHL begins using a white puck and hires black players. Until then, hockey is no more. Thank you.”

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