BLM Begs Public To Help Them Buy Bricks, Bottles, And Knives!

WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 13: A black woman marches at the head of the group of members and allies of the LGBTQ community to the White House as part of the Pride and Black Lives Matter movements on June 13, 2020 in Washington, DC. The larger official Pride events have been canceled due to the coronavirus pandemic but people still showed up to lend their support for the Black Lives Matter movement following the deaths of George Floyd and Brianna Taylor by police. (Photo by Samuel Corum/Getty Images)

In the wake of illegal COVID mandates and the Biden-caused supply chain issue, BLM has run out of money and desperate for supplies. A GoFundMe page has been set up to accept donations for vital supplies, such as knives, bricks, baseball bats (aluminum only), and large glass bottles.

When asked about their situation, a BLM spokesman said:

“Listen man, times are hard. We can’t afford to buy all these things, and robbin’ people ain’t so easy without weapons. You feel me, bruh?”

We feel you.

When asked about the members of BLM going out and getting jobs to help pay for their needed supplies, the spokesman said:

“You buggin’! Workin’ is for suckas! Who else gonna tear down the system that makes you work other than non-workin’ fools like us?”

Point, BLM.

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