In the wake of illegal COVID mandates and the Biden-caused supply chain issue, BLM has run out of money and desperate for supplies. A GoFundMe page has been set up to accept donations for vital supplies, such as knives, bricks, baseball bats (aluminum only), and large glass bottles.
When asked about their situation, a BLM spokesman said:
“Listen man, times are hard. We can’t afford to buy all these things, and robbin’ people ain’t so easy without weapons. You feel me, bruh?”
We feel you.
When asked about the members of BLM going out and getting jobs to help pay for their needed supplies, the spokesman said:
“You buggin’! Workin’ is for suckas! Who else gonna tear down the system that makes you work other than non-workin’ fools like us?”
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