Breaking: Jussie Smollett’s Attacker Released from Prison!

Chicago – Last night, a judge ordered the release of Jussie Smollett’s attacker after serving only one day in the Cook County jail. We caught up with Jussie and asked him how he felt about this:

“This is an outrage! You cannot let a racist and white supremacist out on the streets to attack other gay minorities! This is unacceptable. Something needs to be done. If this keeps up, black people will be attacking other blacks. After that, it’s just a matter of time before blacks start attacking themselves. My attacker needs to go away for a long time. I deserve, I mean, he deserves to be in jail for years. But at the same time, I am happy to finally being able to go home.

Excuse me, I’m just a little torn over this whole situation. And I’m not suicidal! My attacker is the one that wants to kill me, not me!”

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