Washington DC – President Biden’s Dementia is clearly progressing as war with Russia looms.
Press Secretary, Jen “PSpin” Psaki, has told Americans in Ukraine that everything in Ukraine is fine and not to worry. Immediately, the Americans in Ukraine headed for the borders via planes, trains, and automobiles, to avoid being caught in the crossfire of the impending war with Russia.
When asked about the situation, Mr. Biden could not tell his ass from a hole in the ground, literally. He pointed to a pothole on the pavement and asked, “Is that my ass?” He went back to work washing his “chick magnet car” and started mumbling something about pudding and mommy.
Congratulations America. You voted for him.
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