Canadian Protestors’ Truck Convoy Takes a Turn South.

Alberta – A Canadian truck convoy of over 50,000 trucks has been crossing Canada, headed toward Ottawa. The convoy is a protest of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s tyrannical lockdown mandates. For nearly a week, the truckers traveled across the country, getting praise through every passing town. Today, we learned something new.

Once the truckers arrive in Ottawa, they plan to head due south. Their reason? One trucker explained it this way:

“We’re tired of all the harsh rules, regulations, and mandates! That girlie-man, Trudeau, can go fuck himself. Canadian men are men, not pussies. We work for a living and we will not tolerate this any longer. This is why we’re headed south. To be in the land of the free and the home of the brave. That’s what we want, ay.

So by this time next week, we should all be in Acapulco, Mexico. I hear the weather’s great there. And no, we’re not stopping in the US. Didn’t you hear me when I said that we’re leaving tyranny behind?”

Point, Canada. Point, Mexico. The score is now:
Canada – 1
Mexico – 1
US – 0

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