“Inflation Reduction Act” Sparks Slew of New Bills, Starting with the “Sadness Reduction Act.”
Washington DC – This week, President Biden signed the Inflation Reduction Act into law. The magic of this new law will save the…
Category: Economy
Tesla Now Selling Portable Backup Generators!
Houston – Tesla has been under fire recently for having a less than desirable driving range of about 300 miles. The engineers over…
10,000 Cattle Turn Up Dead! Hillary Clinton Questioned!
Emporia – 10,000 head of cattle mysteriously turned up dead this week. Not surprisingly, Hillary Clinton was detained for questioning. Mrs. Clinton has…
Personal Reflections with AOC: Solar and Wind Power, Problems and Solutions.
“Like, I know wind and solar power are good for the planet, but blackouts are starting to happen all over the country. President…
Solar and Wind Power Failing! Biden Issues Executive Order To Keep Sun Shining and Wind Blowing!
Washington DC – The Elites in DC have determined that the Green New Deal is the only way to go to save the…
Elon Musk Buys Twitter! Liberals Demand Free Speech Be Censored to Preserve Free Speech!
Los Angeles – The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has succeeded in his hostile takeover of Twitter. Musk is threatening to provide free…
Stephen Colbert Gives Financial Advice During Inflation.
Los Angeles – Stephen Colbert decided to take time from his busy schedule to give the American people financial advice in these troubling…
Pete Buttigieg: Solve Your Gas Problem by Buying Wind-Up Cars?
Washington DC – Transportation Secretary, wife, and new mother, Pete Buttigieg, has come up with a unique solution to the high price of…
Personal Reflection with AOC: Food Shortages.
“You know, I hear a lot of people talking about food shortages coming to America. That would be bad. What will we do…