Elon Musk Buys Twitter! Liberals Demand Free Speech Be Censored to Preserve Free Speech!
Los Angeles – The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has succeeded in his hostile takeover of Twitter. Musk is threatening to provide free…
Category: Economy
Stephen Colbert Gives Financial Advice During Inflation.
Los Angeles – Stephen Colbert decided to take time from his busy schedule to give the American people financial advice in these troubling…
Pete Buttigieg: Solve Your Gas Problem by Buying Wind-Up Cars?
Washington DC – Transportation Secretary, wife, and new mother, Pete Buttigieg, has come up with a unique solution to the high price of…
Personal Reflection with AOC: Food Shortages.
“You know, I hear a lot of people talking about food shortages coming to America. That would be bad. What will we do…
Biden Sells Alaska Back to Russia. Demands Cheap Oil.
Washington DC – President Biden announced Friday that he sold Alaska back to Russia for an undisclosed price well below fair-market value. When…
AIRTNT is the New AIRBNB for Tent Cities Across America.
Venice Beach – AIRTNT is a new company out of Los Angeles, California, and is based on the AIRBNB model of home sharing…
Biden on Inflation: Sell Masks to Supplement Your Income.
Washington DC – President Biden announced his new economic plan to stimulate the failing economy: Sell masks. From the President’s speech yesterday at…
Breaking! Restaurant Opens Where Waiters Listen to Customers! Huge Success!
Miami – Markey’s is a new restaurant that just opened in south Florida over the winter and it has a surprising new twist…
Personal Reflections with AOC: Rising Gas Prices.
“Hmmm. Gas prices are getting high. What can I do to lower them? Let me think. Hmmm. I got it! I know how…