SHOCKING: Kids Now Transitioning into Dinosaurs!
Los Angeles – A father found himself doing mental gymnastics yesterday when his son’s doctor told him that state law mandates his son…
Category: Health
Knives Outlawed in Canada After Mass Stabbing!
Ottawa – Following a mass stabbing this past weekend, Canada has decided to ban knives, in addition to the already banned gun. They…
Democrats Enlist Stroke Victims as Candidates for Winning Election Strategy!
Washington DC – The Democrats have a new strategy they’re using to beat Republicans in the upcoming elections. Running stroke victims. As odd…
California Now Protecting Pregnant Men from Climate Change Discrimination
Los Angeles – A pregnant man has filed a lawsuit in California claiming he or she was discriminated against because the climate changed…
Planned Parenthood Offers, ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ for Going Out Of Business Sale!
New York – Earlier this month, a leaked Supreme Court opinion read that Roe v. Wade was about to be overturned after nearly…
Personal Reflection with AOC: Food Shortages.
“You know, I hear a lot of people talking about food shortages coming to America. That would be bad. What will we do…
Biden on Inflation: Sell Masks to Supplement Your Income.
Washington DC – President Biden announced his new economic plan to stimulate the failing economy: Sell masks. From the President’s speech yesterday at…
War Averted! Russian Troops Forced Back After Ukraine Closes Border to Troops Without Proof of Vaccination!
Moscow – Ukraine narrowly escaped a war of monumental proportions with Russia by acting quickly and decisively. Ukraine president, Volodymyr Zelensky, ordered his…
Delta: No Mask? Use Your Underwear or You’re Not Flying!
Atlanta – Delta has given passengers an ultimatum: Wear a mask. If you don’t have one, use your underwear or you’re not boarding…