Planned Parenthood Offers, ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ for Going Out Of Business Sale!
New York – Earlier this month, a leaked Supreme Court opinion read that Roe v. Wade was about to be overturned after nearly…
Category: Health
Personal Reflection with AOC: Food Shortages.
“You know, I hear a lot of people talking about food shortages coming to America. That would be bad. What will we do…
Biden on Inflation: Sell Masks to Supplement Your Income.
Washington DC – President Biden announced his new economic plan to stimulate the failing economy: Sell masks. From the President’s speech yesterday at…
War Averted! Russian Troops Forced Back After Ukraine Closes Border to Troops Without Proof of Vaccination!
Moscow – Ukraine narrowly escaped a war of monumental proportions with Russia by acting quickly and decisively. Ukraine president, Volodymyr Zelensky, ordered his…
Delta: No Mask? Use Your Underwear or You’re Not Flying!
Atlanta – Delta has given passengers an ultimatum: Wear a mask. If you don’t have one, use your underwear or you’re not boarding…
Olympic Committee: Chinese Food Racist! Not Welcome at Beijing Games.
Beijing – The Olympic Committee has proclaimed that Chinese food is racist and will not be served to any of the Olympic athletes…
Fauci: You Can Stop Wearing Your Masks if you do this One Thing…
Washington DC – Dr. Anthony Fauci has finally relaxed the nationwide mask mandate. We asked Fauci what changed his mind: “It’s funny, I…
Coward Canadian PM, Justin Trudeau, Escapes to India to Avoid Mandate Backlash from Angry Truckers!
Ottawa – Justin Trudeau, the Canadian Prime Minister, is a coward. He is shown in the photo above begging Indian government officials to…
COVID-19 Vaccine Causing an Alarming Number of Strange Side Effects Six Months After Initial Injection.
Los Angeles – People around the country have been reporting serious and strange side effects with the COVID-19 vaccines. Symptoms begin to appear…