Duke of York: “It’s Not Rape If She Pushes Back.”
London – Prince Andrew is in Dutch with his mum, The Queen of England. Earlier this week, The Queen stripped Andrew of his…
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Vegan Burgers and Chicken? Taco Bell Has Joined the Craze!
New York – Taco Bell announced yesterday that they will be joining Burger King and KFC in offering menus with alternative proteins. Last…
9 Year-Old Talks About Brownies, Cops Called!
A baked chocolate dessert is known as a “brownie” in the English language. But the next time you eat one of these baked…
Democrat Donor Ed Buck Offers Injection Expertise to Black Community
Democrat MegaDonor Ed Buck, seen here with Hillary Clinton before being escorted to jail for the suspicious deaths of 2 Black males found…
Killer, Alec Baldwin, Quits Acting! Turns To Art To Be Like Hunter Biden!
Famed actor and killer, Alec Baldwin, has reportedly given up acting in hopes of a new career in art. When asked about this…
“Doctor” Jill Biden admits her PhD in Proctology Has Proven Helpful With Her Husband’s Condition
Jill Biden ensures everyone she speaks to knows she’s a doctor. However, what is not known is that Dr. Biden is actually a…
Biden Admits He Sharted During Meeting With Pope
There was a rumor going around the Vatican that President Biden passed gas when meeting with Pope Francis. When asked about the awkward…
Pfizer CEO Teams Up With Publisher’s Clearing House. Offers, “Free Boosters Every Week for Life!”
Publisher’s Clearing House has finally found the niche they were waiting for. Free coronavirus booster shots for life. “It’s the perfect blend of…
BLM Begs Public To Help Them Buy Bricks, Bottles, And Knives!
In the wake of illegal COVID mandates and the Biden-caused supply chain issue, BLM has run out of money and desperate for supplies….