Jane Goodall Comes Out of Retirement to Study Liberals in their Natural Habitat.
San Francisco – Dr. Jane Goodall, 88, announced yesterday that she is coming out of retirement to study liberals in their natural habitat….
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Elon Musk Forced to Hire Minority as Twitter CEO, and he does!
Los Angeles – New Twitter owner, Elon Musk, was forced to hire a minority CEO as part of the deal to purchase Twitter….
Elon Musk Buys Twitter! Liberals Demand Free Speech Be Censored to Preserve Free Speech!
Los Angeles – The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has succeeded in his hostile takeover of Twitter. Musk is threatening to provide free…
CNN+ is Canceled After Only 23 Days
Atlanta – CNN+ has been canceled after only 23 days on the air. We took to the streets and asked people if they…
Jussie Smollett Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!
New York – Jussie Smollett, the would-be assassin of Jussie Smollett, has been released from prison and finally been given the chance to…
John Hinckley Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!
New York – John Hinckley, the would-be assassin of conservative President Ronald Reagan, has been released from prison and finally been given the…
Lebron James Identifies as “Lekaren” to Play for WNBA. Gets Benched First Game.
Los Angeles – Lebron James is now identifying as, “Lekaren James.” The basketball star decided to identify as a woman to, “…teach those…
1791 Times Names, Lia Thomas, Man of the Year!
Washington DC – You may have read in The Babylon Bee that a DC tranny admiral was named, Man of the Year, and…
NASCAR Driver, Brandon Brown, Identifies as Marathon Runner, Sets Marathon World Record!
Daytona – NASCAR driver, Brandon Brown, has set a new world record for the Daytona marathon. He completed the 26 mile run in…