Stacey Abrams Makes Sports Illustrated Cover. People Going Blind!
Atlanta – The tubby porn writer and delusional woman who thinks she’s governor of Georgia, Stacey Abrams, has been slapped on the cover…
Atlanta – The tubby porn writer and delusional woman who thinks she’s governor of Georgia, Stacey Abrams, has been slapped on the cover…
Los Angeles – Lebron James is now identifying as, “Lekaren James.” The basketball star decided to identify as a woman to, “…teach those…
Washington DC – You may have read in The Babylon Bee that a DC tranny admiral was named, Man of the Year, and…
Los Angeles – There is a rumor going around that Eminem, the white rapper, kneeled during the Super Bowl LVI halftime show to…
Beijing – The disgraced California Congressman, Eric “Bang-Fang Farticus Maximus” Swalwell (D), has taken a break from politics to be a judge at…
Los Angeles – A new addition to the Super Bowl halftime show has been added to the lineup: The Polka Rats. The Death…
Beijing – The Olympic Committee has proclaimed that Chinese food is racist and will not be served to any of the Olympic athletes…
Beijing – The US Bobsled Team has changed the name of the bobsled to, “Democrats.” We asked one member of the team about…
Washington DC – Last week, the Washington Football Team unveiled their new team name, “The Washington Commanders,” or, “Commies,” for short. The name…