Stacey Abrams Makes Sports Illustrated Cover. People Going Blind!
Atlanta – The tubby porn writer and delusional woman who thinks she’s governor of Georgia, Stacey Abrams, has been slapped on the cover…
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Lebron James Identifies as “Lekaren” to Play for WNBA. Gets Benched First Game.
Los Angeles – Lebron James is now identifying as, “Lekaren James.” The basketball star decided to identify as a woman to, “…teach those…
1791 Times Names, Lia Thomas, Man of the Year!
Washington DC – You may have read in The Babylon Bee that a DC tranny admiral was named, Man of the Year, and…
Eminem Did Not Kneel at Super Bowl Halftime Show. He’s Just Short.
Los Angeles – There is a rumor going around that Eminem, the white rapper, kneeled during the Super Bowl LVI halftime show to…
China Leads USA in Olympic Gold Medals 24-1. Swalwell Judge for all Events…for China!
Beijing – The disgraced California Congressman, Eric “Bang-Fang Farticus Maximus” Swalwell (D), has taken a break from politics to be a judge at…
Death Polka Band, The Polka Rats, to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Los Angeles – A new addition to the Super Bowl halftime show has been added to the lineup: The Polka Rats. The Death…
Olympic Committee: Chinese Food Racist! Not Welcome at Beijing Games.
Beijing – The Olympic Committee has proclaimed that Chinese food is racist and will not be served to any of the Olympic athletes…
US Bobsled Team Names Sled, Democrats. “Nothing Takes America Downhill Faster!”
Beijing – The US Bobsled Team has changed the name of the bobsled to, “Democrats.” We asked one member of the team about…
Washington Commanders (Commies) Introduce New Mascot, Karl Commie.
Washington DC – Last week, the Washington Football Team unveiled their new team name, “The Washington Commanders,” or, “Commies,” for short. The name…