Cher Dating Johnny Depp!

Hollywood – Cher has a new beau, Johnny Depp! The aging singer was spotted around town with the intentionally sullen Depp multiple times this month, and they were canoodling a bit too much for public view.

We caught up with Depp to ask him about this budding romance. His answer was surprising:

Reporter: Are you and Cher an item?

Depp: Yes, Cher and I are dating. It is true. I’ve always liked Cher. She reminds me of my mother, just a little older.

Reporter: How did this happen? I mean, of all the women in the world, why Cher?

Depp: She is a little older, and that’s fine. But honestly, I just figured it was my turn, so…

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