CNN+ is Canceled After Only 23 Days

Atlanta – CNN+ has been canceled after only 23 days on the air. We took to the streets and asked people if they could name something that lasted longer than CNN+ being on the air. The answers we got may surprise you:

  • A Hunter Biden crack and hooker binge
  • Bubble gum
  • Jen Psaki’s dyed red hair, maybe
  • Brian Stelter’s ability to kiss ass
  • Fake news at CNN
  • The gap between Don Lemon not telling everyone he’s gay
  • Mark Zuckerberg’s blue t-shirt
  • The time a liberal takes in waiting to have an abortion
  • Any non-conservative Twitter account
  • Biden’s mumbling
  • Time between felony prosecutions in San Francisco, LA, NYC, and Chicago
  • Lori Lightfoot’s shower schedule

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