COVID-19 Vaccine Causing an Alarming Number of Strange Side Effects Six Months After Initial Injection.

Los Angeles – People around the country have been reporting serious and strange side effects with the COVID-19 vaccines. Symptoms begin to appear about six months after the initial injection. The picture above shows the hands of a 24 year-old woman who developed the condition commonly called, “Sausage Fingers.

This is the most common side effect to occur for people under the age of 40,” says Dr. Marion Vienna.

She went on to explain:

“For most people, the swelling will go down after a few weeks and the hands will return to normal. What we’re really concerned about is some of the more severe side effects. For example, after about five or six months, we have seen people develop:

  • Skin rashes,
  • Alopecia (loss of hair),
  • Loss of teeth,
  • Blindness in one or both eyes,
  • Excessive growth of facial hair for both men and women,
  • The growth of new appendages such as an extra limb,
  • Growth of a vestigial tail in some rare cases.

None of these are life-threatening, but each condition can cause extreme trauma to the patient if not treated quickly and thoroughly. I think the most extreme reaction we’ve seen is where someone actually began developing breasts on their back. Fortunately, we caught that just in time. They were only B-cups but well on their way to developing into Ds had we not intervened. There is really no benefit to having breasts on someone’s back, unless you’re dancing, I suppose.”

Dr. Vienna is an expert in her field and warns people that they should talk to their own doctor before receiving the vaccination.

Her last bit of advice, “Know the risks and side effects before you put something foreign into your body.”

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