“Doctor” Jill Biden admits her PhD in Proctology Has Proven Helpful With Her Husband’s Condition

Jill Biden ensures everyone she speaks to knows she’s a doctor. However, what is not known is that Dr. Biden is actually a proctologist. She too has been up the ass of many a politician, especially her husband, Brain-Dead Biden.

When asked how her training has helped her in politics, the first lady said:

“You know, you really wouldn’t think there are that many politicians with their heads up their asses, but time and time again I see it all too often.”

When referring to the president, she said the following:

“I have helped Joe get his head out of his ass more times than I care to admit, but one thing is for sure…he’s old. I mean, the last time I was up there, dust just flew out of him and ruined my new blouse. We love each other though, no matter what.”

When the president was asked about his condition, all he could say was, “…mmmm mmmph.”

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