Elon Musk Running For President! Has Hawaiian Birth Certificate!

Houston – Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, has decided to run for president. He made the announcement on the heels of his $44 billion Twitter bid.

When asked about running for president, Musk had this to say:

“It’s time we had a real African-American president. Obama was only half-black, which makes him half African-American. I am 100% African-American because I was raised in South Africa and now live in America. and yes, as my birth certificate clearly states, I was born in Hawaii, just like Obama. 

Who would run this country better than a white, male, African-American? Thank you.”

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