Elon Musk to get Government Welfare Checks

Houston, TX – Elon Musk, the billionaire and brains behind Space-X and Tesla, has just won a lawsuit claiming that he was owed money from the government for both Welfare and Unemployment Insurance from when he was in his twenties. When asked how this suit came about, Mr. Musk said the following:

“Early in my career, I was broke. Yes, there were times when I needed a break, you know, a helping hand. But the US government refused to give me a nickel of Unemployment or Welfare. So I did what anyone in my situation would do, I sued.

It took 20 years but I finally won. And I hope I taught the government a valuable lesson. And that lesson is this, ‘You cannot discriminate against African-Americans, period!’ You’d think with so many African-Americans working in the government they would’ve figured that out by now, but nope. I had to sue, and I won.

We African-Americans have to stick together, bruh.”

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