General Milley Requires All Military Commanders To Inform Enemies of America’s Plans!

General Milley recently admitted to calling China, America’s adversary, and informing them that he would warn them ahead of time if the United States decided to attack. This new diplomatic approach to war was so successful, President Biden requested that Milley have all his commanders inform all enemies of the United States about upcoming attacks.

When asked why, the President said:

“Warning our enemies about our plans of attack in advance insures that they have the proper amount of time to avoid injury. And in return, they will warn us when they plan to attack. It’s very respectful.”

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