Google Caught Altering Search Results. Hides entire Planet!

San Francisco – Late last week it was discovered that Google has been altering search results to favor their advertisers as well as their political affiliates. Up until now, altering search results by the tech giant has just been a rumor. 

An investigator had this to say about the factual discovery:

“It’s hard to know what Google omits. I mean, you don’t know what you don’t know, right? By using Duckduckgo (a Google competitor and search engine), we discovered an enormous amount of information that Google was hiding…or not allowing to be displayed in their search results.

For instance, when we searched Google for ‘Planet X,’ no results turned up, but when we performed the same search on Duckduckgo, the results were startling! Not only did we find the missing planet, we also found countless new species and thriving civilizations on Planet X! It was all very exciting. I could go on and on about this, but the bottom line is this, Google does in fact have a bias and they do suppress results for their own objectives. In our opinion, Planet X was suppressed from the Google search results because most of the life forms living on Planet X are in fact, Republicans.”

Google had no comment.


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