Hillary Challenges Kamala Harris To “Cackle Contest!”

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton challenged Kamala Harris to a “Cackling Contest.” Feeling dejected from her numerous election losses, Mrs. Clinton stated:

“Cackling is the one thing I can do better than anyone.”

When asked about the contest, Mrs. Harris quoted Socrates, saying:

“Today is the time to do the things we need to do today.”

Tickets for the event go on sale this Friday at Ticketmaster and start at $49.99. The event will be held at Mar-a-lago Florida and hosted by future president, Donald Trump. Mr. Trump was overheard saying:

“…that bitch is just so ugly. There’s no way she can win!” We have no idea to whom he was referring.

One thing can be certain. This will be an epic cockfight, er, “hen-fight.”

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