Joe Biden is Emperor Palpatine – The Dark Lord!

Washington DC – The candid picture above was taken of President Biden while in a fit of rage aimed at a little girl for refusing to let the President sniff her hair. You can clearly see Mr. Biden is skilled in the dark Jedi arts. 

We asked the little girl who narrowly escaped the molestation about what she saw. Her response reads:

“I want my mommy! That old man tried to do things to me. When I ran away, he pointed his fingers and blue lightening bolts came out, just like in the movies. He’s a very bad man. Mommy! He pointed and yelled and tried to shoot me with his fingers, then he started talking about pudding. Mommy!”

Yoda could not be found for comment.

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