Killer, Alec Baldwin, Quits Acting! Turns To Art To Be Like Hunter Biden!

Famed actor and killer, Alec Baldwin, has reportedly given up acting in hopes of a new career in art.

When asked about this new career choice, Baldwin said:

“Listen, Hunter Biden is making a killing, er, good living, as an artist. But beyond that, have you noticed that he hasn’t been charged with any crimes? That kid is guilty as sin on so many crimes and everyone knows it. How did he get out of it? Simple. He became an artist.

Artists are valued in this world. I’m not saying I committed any crimes, but it doesn’t hurt to be prepared, you know, just in case.”

Baldwin’s wife, Hilaria, tried to comment but we did not have a Swahili translator present at the time of the interview. Needless to say, she was hysterical and very animated.

Godspeed, Mr. Baldwin. Godspeed.

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