Knives Outlawed in Canada After Mass Stabbing!

Ottawa – Following a mass stabbing this past weekend, Canada has decided to ban knives, in addition to the already banned gun. They figure people can do without the deadly weapons and that criminals will actually follow the law.

Other deadly objects that Canada plans to ban in the coming session include the following:

  • Baseball bats
  • Cars that go over 5 MPH
  • Heavy objects
  • Arms with hands attached
  • Legs with feet attached
  • Electricity
  • Bricks
  • Tree limbs
  • Thinking for yourself
  • Personal responsibility
  • Buildings over one story high
  • Pools of water deeper than two inches
  • Common sense
  • Hand tools

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