Man Saves Daylight Time for Ten Years. Lives in Perpetual Sunlight.

Daytona – A man in Florida has been saving daylight for the past ten years so he can live in perpetual daylight year-round. We asked him why he did this and this is what he told us:

“If we have to save daylight, we may as well make the best of it. It’s pretty nice, actually. I mean, it’s great waking up at 2am and having the sun shine. I can get a lot more done! And the money I’m saving on my electric bill is wonderful. I haven’t had to turn a night light on in years. The only drawback, other than the occasional sunburn, is that sleeping can be a little rough. It’s hard to sleep in constant daylight.”

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