Man Wanted to Perform Abortion on Brett Kavanaugh!

Washington DC – Late Tuesday night, a man with a gun was stopped when he tried to break into Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh’s home. 

When asked, the “doctor” said he wanted to practice his abortion skills on the pro-life Justice. His surgical instrument of choice was a gun.

The FBI handed the man a box of condoms and sent him on his way. He was told to behave from now on.

Justice at its finest!

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