Washington DC – Late Tuesday night, a man with a gun was stopped when he tried to break into Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh’s home.
When asked, the “doctor” said he wanted to practice his abortion skills on the pro-life Justice. His surgical instrument of choice was a gun.
The FBI handed the man a box of condoms and sent him on his way. He was told to behave from now on.
Justice at its finest!
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