Washington DC – The annoying Dr. Fauci has been notably absent from the TV news circuit for the past few weeks. Rumors spread that he was either fired or gravely ill. Fortunately, we have the truth behind Dr. Fauci’s mysterious disappearance.
It appears Dr. Fauci bears a striking resemblance to Gollum, pictured above (left), a well-known character in the Lord of the Rings series. Fauci was offered the lead role in the upcoming film, Gollum, and he gladly accepted. This explains his sudden departure from daily TV news shows.
We asked Dr. Fauci about this sudden career shift, and he replied with the following:
“It’s funny, I always knew I’d be famous. But to get the lead role in a film of this magnitude is beyond belief. It’s really the perfect role for me. I look just like the title character and we even have the same raspy voice and wispy hair. I can’t wait until I’m on the big screen. I’ll try and slip in a Covid joke, but no promises.”
Apparently, AOC will have a cameo in this film as well. She will be playing, Tree #3. A stretch at best.
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