Neil Young Demands Spotify Boot Joe Rogan Over Vaccine Comments. Spotify Asks, “Who’s Neil Young?”

San Francisco – Online music and podcast giant, Spotify, was threatened yesterday by Neil Young. Young threatened to remove his music from the platform if Joe Rogan’s wildly popular opinion podcast isn’t immediately removed from the platform.

Rogan has been under fire in recent weeks for actually being a genuine man and speaking his mind while not towing the, “liberal line.” His COVID treatment stories have gotten a great deal of attention, especially once he got and recovered from COVID-19. 

Neil Young, a Canadian musician apparently, was said to have given Spotify an ultimatum, “Either he goes or I go!”

Spotify did not take kindly to the threat and gave the following response:

“Honestly, this is the first we’ve heard of a, ‘Neil Young.’ We just learned that he’s a musician and apparently, on our platform. We also understand he’s Canadian, which explains a lot.

Look, we get a lot of threats from people claiming to be musicians. We don’t have time to address every ‘wannabe rock star.’ Joe Rogan is our biggest star and we defend him completely. In fact, he’s the only ‘manly man’ in the entire company. He’s basically our leader. We need someone like him to look up to and show us how a man truly behaves. This Nigel, or Neil, or whoever, sounds like a hippie Karen who just wants attention. We don’t have time for hippies or Karens. 

Rogan knows what he’s doing. It’s an opinion show. People can either agree or disagree with his opinion. And opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one and they all stink. If you don’t like his opinion, listen to something else. We don’t respond to threats, especially by unknowns. Thank you.”

Later that day, Spotify pulled Young’s music. Suffice to say, Neil Young was so woke, he cancelled himself.

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