New Traffic Sign Killing Drivers by the Hundreds!

SLC – A new traffic sign in Salt Lake City is killing drivers by the hundreds. The sign read, “Hey Bobblehead, stop looking at your phone.” The sign has been removed as of today and the death rate has dwindled significantly.

We asked a road official why the sign was causing so many accidents. Her response:

“We put the sign up, initially, to stop people from texting while driving. It worked, sorta. People did stop using their phones while driving. That was not the problem. The problem was that as people read the sign, they took their eyes off the road and swerved into lanes with heavy traffic, causing, well, more accidents.

Guess you can call us the dopes, but what can you expect? We work for the government. Oopsie!”



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