Beijing – The Olympic Committee has proclaimed that Chinese food is racist and will not be served to any of the Olympic athletes during the games.
We asked an American official about this change and she explained it this way:
“Look, you cannot be serving Chinese food to everyone just because we’re in China. That’s racist. First, labelling any food is wrong. Second, all that food comes in ‘white’ boxes. Can’t have that, not on my watch.
This is the time for us to show the world who we really are. We will only be serving organic, vegan, gluten-free, non-racist, non-GMO foods. Thank you.”
The official provided us the new Olympic menu. It includes:
- Fried Tofurkey,
- Collard Greens,
- Corn Bread,
- Colt 45.
Rumor has it that Colin Kaepernick had a hand in this new menu. He will be at the Olympics this year…driving an Uber.
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