“I just love coming to this bar. They have the best food. It always amazes me how they get these crazy ideas for food.
Like, who would ever think Buffalo wings taste so good for being so small? And how do the buffalo fly with such small wings? OMG. I just realized, there’s no Buffalo on the menu except for these wings! That means there are thousands of buffalo running around without their wings and now they can’t fly! I gotta call PETA about this.
Sigh. Maybe I’ll just have a hot dog. Wait a minute. Is that a real dog? It’s hot so I know the ‘hot’ is right. It’s small enough to be…OMG, I’m gonna be sick.”
This has been Personal Reflections with AOC.
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