“I live in a big city and we have everything we need right here. Money is not a problem either.
Coffee? No problem. Carlos on the corner has that covered. Food? More than enough restaurants here in DC, and I eat for free. When I go shopping for anything, all free.
Things are so great here I’ve never even had to carry any money. I just give them this credit card thingy and everything’s free.
That’s how we fix the economy! Give everyone credit cards! Then no one will ever need money ever again! I gotta write this down before I…squirrels.”
This has been Personal Reflections with AOC.
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