“Like, I know wind and solar power are good for the planet, but blackouts are starting to happen all over the country. President Biden issued an executive order to keep the wind blowing and the sun shining, but I think the Republicans will take that to court and get it overturned. What can we do? What can I do to make this world a better place?
I got it! We could set up a bunch of fans in front of the windmills to keep them blowing and a bunch of lights in front of the solar panels (we should use solar powered ones though to stay green, duh). That’ll fix everything!
You know, I should run for president.”
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