Pete Buttigieg: Solve Your Gas Problem by Buying Wind-Up Cars?

Washington DC – Transportation Secretary, wife, and new mother, Pete Buttigieg, has come up with a unique solution to the high price of gasoline in the US. In his own words:

“Maybe I sounded a little like Marie Antoinette when I said, ‘Just buy an electric car.’ That was a little catty. But I wanted to get the point across that there are alternatives to gas-powered vehicles. If you can’t afford an electric car right now, that’s fine, I get it. But what you can do right now is to buy the new Tesla Model-W.

The Model-W is as clean as it gets. It’s a Tesla and it’s 100% clean energy. The price is great too. I think it’s starts at less than $100,000.

There you have it, clean energy at an affordable price. As an added bonus, you get a nice little workout by driving this car so. Do we have any cake?”

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