Remembering Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Today is MLK Day. We will pay honor to the man by quoting the greatest civil rights leader and uniter alive today, Al Sharpton. Following are some of Al Sharpton’s greatest quotes. Let us pray:

“White folks was in the caves while we was building empires. … We built pyramids before Donald Trump ever knew what architecture was. … We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”

“I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.”

“So some cracka come and tell you ‘Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,’ you better hold your pocket. That ain’t nothing to be proud of. That means their forefathers was crooks.”

“I won vice president of my student body in high school. That doesn’t mean anything.”

“Don’t talk to us like we ignint!”

“If the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house.”

“I have the right to express myself. Once we get through expressing, do we really move forward in society.”

Amen.

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