Shock Video: Goldie Hawn Suffers Brain Aneurysm Live on Camera! Godspeed, Goldie.

Hollywood – Goldie Hawn, the aging actress and mother of Kate Hudson, suffered an on-camera brain aneurysm the other day.

Her husband, Kurt Russell, has been notified and went immediately to the hospital…or laughed uncontrollably, we’re not entirely sure on that point.

According to her daughter:

“Mom is 76 years old and in good shape, other than this aneurysm thing. I saw the video last night and I was like, ‘What the hell?’ Mom, what’s wrong with you?’ Then I started laughing and crying at the same time. This is all too weird. I need a drink or a joint or something. Don’t die on me mom! Don’t you dare!”

See video below:

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