Los Angeles – A father found himself doing mental gymnastics yesterday when his son’s doctor told him that state law mandates his son begin transitioning into a dinosaur because that’s what the son wants! The enraged father had this to say after storming out of the pediatrician’s office:
“This is unbelievable! My son is three. He cannot choose to be whatever he wants to in real life. Hell, I don’t even let him choose what to eat for dinner! This is insane! California has lost it’s ever loving mind! I’m moving to New York. At least there, they only mandate your gender in the human race. What a bunch of nuts!”
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