Orlando – Nothing is immune from the virus of woke culture, not even Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Last week, Disney announced that the popular characters would be getting a more inclusive makeover to keep up with the times. Here’s what we know about the characters so far:
- Snow White will be Latinx with shorter hair and will be known simply as, Snow
- The dwarfs will be vertically-challenged people of various ethnicities, genders and ages. Their new names are as follows:
- Doc is now, Spiritual Healer (Muslim)
- Grumpy is now, Toothache (Transgender)
- Bashful is now, Paranoid (Elderly man)
- Happy is now, Purple Haze (Young boy)
- Sleepy is now, Narcolepsy (Asian descent)
- Sneezy is now, Allergy Prone (Ginger)
- Dopey is now, Learning Challenged (Elderly Black man)
We don’t yet know the storyline of this new version, but we understand Prince Charming will also be transgender, non-binary, and a pansexual.
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