Biden Admits He Sharted During Meeting With Pope

There was a rumor going around the Vatican that President Biden passed gas when meeting with Pope Francis.

When asked about the awkward situation, Biden said:

“C’mon man. I would never be that disrespectful. A little poop came out into my Depends, that’s all. We’ve all been there. It was an accident. Shit happens. But hey, I learned something. I learned that the Pope wears a robe for that very reason, you know, just in case.”

Pope Francis declined to be interviewed and glided out of the room toward the bathroom.

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