The View Replaces Whoopi Goldberg with New Conservative Host. You’ll Never Guess Who!

New York – Last week, Whoopi Goldberg was removed from The View because she was outspoken about Nazis and The Holocaust. Speculation about her replacement has been heated the last few days. Finally, we have an answer about who will replace the liberal talk show host.

Introducing, conservative firebrand, Xi Xinping! We spoke to a producer about this change in lineup and here’s what he said:

“We’re very happy to have Xi join The View. He’ll make a nice addition to the family. Fortunately, he’s a bit more restrained, a bit more conservative, if you will, than Whoopi was. He’ll only be doing the show once a week because he still has to run China and those slave encampments, but we think he’ll bring us to the top once again.”

Xi Xinping had this to say about accepting the position:

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