Rachel “Bud” Levine is transgender and was an Admiral in the US Navy. After her success in both the navy and the body politic, she has urged former first “lady,” Michelle Obama, to finally come out of the closet to advance her career and become the first black president of the United States.
Ms. Levine said, “I really wish Cornelius, er, ‘Michelle’ would finally join me in being the man she was meant to be. She has a great future ahead of her, they, them.”
Cornelius Obama refused to comment. They just scratched their balls and shuffled off into the distance.
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